MEH

I went to a bar last night to make friends. Drank a beer talked to no one. Walked home and cried. 

This is gonna get better. 

but right now… it blows. 

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

LITTLE SEBASTIAN

ultrafacts:

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LITTLE SEBASTIAN

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yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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Na ja, and that you will have your bank card, student id, health insurance card, registration paperwork, INTERNET, and basically everything else you actually fucking need to live here. in about… 2 weeks. DANKESCHÖN!

hodgman:

Saw this this AM at the Atlanta airport. In case you need somewhere to lie down sleeplessly and wonder how you’ve wasted your life.

hodgman:

Saw this this AM at the Atlanta airport. In case you need somewhere to lie down sleeplessly and wonder how you’ve wasted your life.

Remember that one time Melissa and I never slept?

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

memoriesssssssss

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

memoriesssssssss

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unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

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